Love, Hate, and a little Matt Berry

I hate antipiracy ads: They're ridiculous and over the top. It's like someone saying "DON'T GO OUTSIDE, YOU WILL GET A.I.D.S". Anyway, I'm surprised that people haven't made fun of them in popular media before this.

You really need to see this series.

The Butt Biting Bug

...another Japanese mystery.

Polysics

...this is so amusing. Why?

I Heart You, Tony

I want you to know right now that Neighborhoodies.com now offers a graphic of Anthony Bourdain's face that you can affix to any item of apparel your heart desires. No Reservations themed underwear? It's probably the closest to our bodies he'll ever get.

Gooorana!

Dear Matt Berry the volcano,
I love you.
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I've been there before....

Hey! I know that guy!
I think the most surprising thing about this whole thing is that his studio is clean.

and

Turn Around

LIQUID CRUNCH

The following tastes just like crunchberries (yes, the capt'n crunch with just the berries):

One Starbucks Strawberries and Creme Frap+ one shot of toffee nut syrup.

Try it. It will blow your mind.

EYE AM THE GREETIST

BOBBY FLAY CAN COOK A PERFECT STEAK WITH HIS MIND and make the little stripes on it with his laser eyes.

Universal Adventure

Today I got to go to the executive floor of the NBC/Universal building. I can't think of a creepier, more fitting building that could be called the Orthanc of our times. Black marble everywhere, and no crappy office art anywhere. No good art either, really. If I was making a movie about an evil clone making company, this is where I'd film it.
Anyway, I was lucky to find one piece of humor in the otherwise austere and evil building on a small plaque by the elevator. It said:
In case of emergency, the elevator will make a
WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP
noise.


Brilliant.

um OHMYGOD OHMYGOD LOOK AT THIS.


YOU MIGHT LIKE MY PENIS.

BOBBY FLAY CAN TALK TO FISH AND THEY TELL HIM THAT AQUAMAN IS A TOOL.

The Bobby Fillet Project

If you've ever had any experience watching Food Network, chances are you've seen a chef by the name of Bobby Flay. He's pretty hard to miss, as they put him in practically every show imaginable.
How did this man become such a good cook? We guess it's because he's actually a visitor from outer space with mystical powers that allow him to do everything. And by everything, I do mean EVERYTHING. Well. "Bobby Flay", as we know him, is actually his undercover name. His real name is "Bobby Fillet" and he's a cooking superhero.
So, as we discover them, we will list his amazing abilities here on this blog. Chuck Norris, eat your heart out.

BOBBY CAN RIVERDANCE.

Oooh, Garth, You're Creeping Me Out

WE ARE SONG WRITERS, OKAY? WE WRITE SONGS. IT'S WHAT WE DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO; BLOW EVERYONE IN THE BAND?

HEY-O!

This guy was awesome. I have no idea what he's doing. Personally, I'm with the kid in the lower left corner.

Another Cool Commercial

Awesome

This water is DELICIOUS!
It's full of volcanicity yessss.

For Our Convenience

Now we can watch it whenever we need to.

I'M THE DADDY NOW

You don't have to recommend them to me, I ate one with you today, damnit.

Also:
"OH MY GOD, HERE COMES OUR SALADS!"
I also highly recommend the Monte Cristo Sandwiches at the Cafe Orleans.

This is why I love The Disneyland.

P.S. Get ready for a Jackie Chan chop to your teet.

Monorail Adventure

Child: FIVE!
Mother: How old are you?
Child: FIVE!
Mother: When is your birthday?
Child: FIVE!
Mother: uh....Where were you born?
Child: Vancouver....FIVE! FIVE!

Mother (to others): He's only three.
___
This is why I enjoy The Disneyland.

ohmygodlookatthatduck

I swear to god, I almost typed "ohmygodlookatthatfuck".