Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Thursday, June 21, 2007

LIQUID CRUNCH

The following tastes just like crunchberries (yes, the capt'n crunch with just the berries):

One Starbucks Strawberries and Creme Frap+ one shot of toffee nut syrup.

Try it. It will blow your mind.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

BOBBY FLAY CAN COOK A PERFECT STEAK WITH HIS MIND and make the little stripes on it with his laser eyes.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Universal Adventure

Today I got to go to the executive floor of the NBC/Universal building. I can't think of a creepier, more fitting building that could be called the Orthanc of our times. Black marble everywhere, and no crappy office art anywhere. No good art either, really. If I was making a movie about an evil clone making company, this is where I'd film it.
Anyway, I was lucky to find one piece of humor in the otherwise austere and evil building on a small plaque by the elevator. It said:
In case of emergency, the elevator will make a
WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP
noise.


Brilliant.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

um OHMYGOD OHMYGOD LOOK AT THIS.


YOU MIGHT LIKE MY PENIS.

BOBBY FLAY CAN TALK TO FISH AND THEY TELL HIM THAT AQUAMAN IS A TOOL.