If you've ever had any experience watching Food Network, chances are you've seen a chef by the name of Bobby Flay. He's pretty hard to miss, as they put him in practically every show imaginable.
How did this man become such a good cook? We guess it's because he's actually a visitor from outer space with mystical powers that allow him to do everything. And by everything, I do mean EVERYTHING. Well. "Bobby Flay", as we know him, is actually his undercover name. His real name is "Bobby Fillet" and he's a cooking superhero.
So, as we discover them, we will list his amazing abilities here on this blog. Chuck Norris, eat your heart out.
BOBBY CAN RIVERDANCE.