tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19567865648455491782024-02-18T20:34:08.105-08:00The Ladies' RoomMollie & Erin's Parlor of Delights. Jesus Christ, we're not lesbians.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-13827003641563381502007-09-16T10:17:00.000-07:002007-09-16T10:23:06.071-07:00Love, Hate, and a little Matt Berry<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eAr7zKxjCDY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eAr7zKxjCDY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />I hate antipiracy ads: They're ridiculous and over the top. It's like someone saying "DON'T GO OUTSIDE, YOU WILL GET A.I.D.S". Anyway, I'm surprised that people haven't made fun of them in popular media before this.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMIV3o7Klw4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMIV3o7Klw4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />You really need to see this series.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-91824587981879699062007-08-30T18:18:00.000-07:002007-08-30T18:19:08.213-07:00The Butt Biting Bug<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O8-oIt4BRAc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O8-oIt4BRAc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />...another Japanese mystery.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-77125456534372479392007-08-26T22:01:00.001-07:002007-08-26T22:01:28.896-07:00Polysics<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-Dg3QMfWgQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j-Dg3QMfWgQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />...this is so amusing. Why?Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-48594455536168824952007-07-31T20:57:00.001-07:002007-07-31T20:59:01.788-07:00I Heart You, TonyI want you to know right now that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Neighborhoodies</span>.com now offers a graphic of Anthony <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Bourdain's</span> face that you can affix to any item of apparel your heart desires. No Reservations themed underwear? It's probably the closest to our bodies he'll ever get.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-61760659626088608652007-07-31T13:47:00.000-07:002007-07-31T13:48:29.923-07:00Gooorana!<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pacJDl4pZqg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pacJDl4pZqg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Dear Matt Berry the volcano, <br />I love you.<br />mZinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-24924060073380774772007-07-08T17:57:00.000-07:002007-07-08T17:59:15.856-07:00I've been there before....<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YydAE1zXD1k"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YydAE1zXD1k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Hey! I know that guy! <br />I think the most surprising thing about this whole thing is that his studio is clean.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-30971158239563637392007-06-26T21:39:00.000-07:002007-06-26T21:40:32.588-07:00<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z2HQ1K7YyQM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z2HQ1K7YyQM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />and<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a1Y73sPHKxw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a1Y73sPHKxw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-5596148179025069652007-06-24T23:15:00.000-07:002007-06-24T23:16:44.813-07:00Turn Around<object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/O3qy2jjvVjg"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/O3qy2jjvVjg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"></embed></object>Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-35832258686433297362007-06-21T00:35:00.000-07:002007-06-21T00:38:44.423-07:00LIQUID CRUNCHThe following tastes just like crunchberries (yes, the capt'n crunch with just the berries):<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>One Starbucks Strawberries and Creme Frap+ one shot of toffee nut syrup. </strong><br /></span><br />Try it. It will blow your mind.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-11878872071127809302007-06-15T23:37:00.001-07:002007-06-15T23:37:42.340-07:00EYE AM THE GREETIST<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QBoIH0eic_s"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QBoIH0eic_s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-32355260513499369122007-06-13T21:06:00.000-07:002007-06-13T21:07:26.215-07:00<strong>BOBBY FLAY CAN COOK A PERFECT STEAK WITH HIS MIND</strong> and make the little stripes on it with his laser eyes.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-5561959048433684302007-06-08T00:18:00.000-07:002007-06-08T00:25:03.714-07:00Universal AdventureToday I got to go to the executive floor of the NBC/Universal building. I can't think of a creepier, more fitting building that could be called the Orthanc of our times. Black marble everywhere, and no crappy office art anywhere. No good art either, really. If I was making a movie about an evil clone making company, this is where I'd film it.<br />Anyway, I was lucky to find one piece of humor in the otherwise austere and evil building on a small plaque by the elevator. It said:<br /> <em>In case of emergency, the elevator will make a </em><br /> WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP<br /> noise.<br /><br /><br />Brilliant.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-8279540533367575012007-06-03T18:18:00.000-07:002007-06-03T18:22:13.108-07:00um OHMYGOD OHMYGOD LOOK AT THIS.<br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z4iiyRv_NrQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z4iiyRv_NrQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />YOU MIGHT LIKE MY PENIS.<br /><br />BOBBY FLAY CAN TALK TO FISH AND THEY TELL HIM THAT AQUAMAN IS A TOOL.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-33379496095790920102007-05-28T12:14:00.000-07:002007-05-28T12:20:07.202-07:00The Bobby Fillet ProjectIf you've ever had any experience watching Food Network, chances are you've seen a chef by the name of Bobby Flay. He's pretty hard to miss, as they put him in practically every show imaginable.<br />How did this man become such a good cook? We guess it's because he's actually a visitor from outer space with mystical powers that allow him to do everything. And by everything, I do mean EVERYTHING. Well. "Bobby Flay", as we know him, is actually his undercover name. His real name is "Bobby Fillet" and he's a cooking superhero.<br />So, as we discover them, we will list his amazing abilities here on this blog. Chuck Norris, eat your heart out.<br /><br /><em><strong><em>BOBBY CAN RIVERDANCE.</em></strong></em>Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-38645694620464589822007-05-26T12:24:00.000-07:002007-05-26T12:25:04.745-07:00Oooh, Garth, You're Creeping Me Out<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_SCV8XwkX8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_SCV8XwkX8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-13707704938684381762007-05-25T15:43:00.000-07:002007-05-25T15:44:09.253-07:00WE ARE SONG WRITERS, OKAY? WE WRITE SONGS. IT'S WHAT WE DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO; BLOW EVERYONE IN THE BAND?Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-67673600218938337982007-05-23T23:22:00.001-07:002007-05-23T23:25:54.730-07:00HEY-O!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVLyGuAoOZqfpUh64Gw54XacKu6UxDjl53xXoJV0zdRxIZOqZ7go-QOzv_h4w29wjLGfDyyyzRGIBq5pIAHCm9kBlkBQHPpuoFwQ1VrLkiSt7OYdsoXHgeKUr-iyhFABxmVrTsxJuTFEum/s1600-h/PraiseMonstro.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068009025708631986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVLyGuAoOZqfpUh64Gw54XacKu6UxDjl53xXoJV0zdRxIZOqZ7go-QOzv_h4w29wjLGfDyyyzRGIBq5pIAHCm9kBlkBQHPpuoFwQ1VrLkiSt7OYdsoXHgeKUr-iyhFABxmVrTsxJuTFEum/s320/PraiseMonstro.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />This guy was awesome. I have no idea what he's doing. Personally, I'm with the kid in the lower left corner.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-11580721806815073992007-05-23T20:10:00.000-07:002007-05-23T20:16:46.980-07:00Another Cool Commercial<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdCHXPda1VY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdCHXPda1VY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-2006014001644234892007-05-22T23:01:00.000-07:002007-05-22T23:02:30.123-07:00AwesomeThis water is DELICIOUS!<br />It's full of volcanicity yessss.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-27439583257750716752007-05-22T09:43:00.000-07:002007-05-22T09:44:13.769-07:00For Our Convenience<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ULNV7IAM8og"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ULNV7IAM8og" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Now we can watch it whenever we need to.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-9166527144040594222007-05-21T23:19:00.001-07:002007-05-21T23:19:14.166-07:00I'M THE DADDY NOWErinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-30356900713117612872007-05-21T22:59:00.001-07:002007-05-21T22:59:56.327-07:00You don't have to recommend them to me, I ate one with you today, damnit.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-83445019961979694512007-05-21T22:49:00.001-07:002007-05-21T22:51:24.832-07:00Also:<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"OH MY GOD, HERE COMES OUR SALADS!"</span><br />I also highly recommend the Monte Cristo Sandwiches at the Cafe Orleans.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-64599402302716417382007-05-21T22:49:00.000-07:002007-05-21T22:51:24.332-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimErvuzFnRvuj-1PTjyR_ToEnKyG_pFWo7g-BOVr0KFRqor2hyqzrU1UozMLMEm7C30g0I_KvuJehQNQ7A5ZtOL30Y93hVoTTQ0uDYvcmOoI_HCXBOfFiQfEXdOxpaNQpfh_YYDW4UaWOs/s1600-h/sm01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimErvuzFnRvuj-1PTjyR_ToEnKyG_pFWo7g-BOVr0KFRqor2hyqzrU1UozMLMEm7C30g0I_KvuJehQNQ7A5ZtOL30Y93hVoTTQ0uDYvcmOoI_HCXBOfFiQfEXdOxpaNQpfh_YYDW4UaWOs/s320/sm01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067258472805667250" border="0" /></a><br />This is why <span style="font-style: italic;">I</span> love The Disneyland.<br /><br />P.S. Get ready for a Jackie Chan chop to your teet.Erinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01669286728532967378noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1956786564845549178.post-56651698916335542062007-05-21T22:38:00.001-07:002007-05-21T22:42:45.498-07:00Monorail AdventureChild: FIVE!<br />Mother: How old are you?<br />Child: FIVE!<br />Mother: When is your birthday?<br />Child: FIVE!<br />Mother: uh....Where were you born?<br />Child: <span style="font-size:78%;">Vancouver</span>....FIVE! FIVE!<br /><br />Mother (to others): He's only three.<br />___<br />This is why I enjoy The Disneyland.Zinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09095480028364762136noreply@blogger.com0