Today I got to go to the executive floor of the NBC/Universal building. I can't think of a creepier, more fitting building that could be called the Orthanc of our times. Black marble everywhere, and no crappy office art anywhere. No good art either, really. If I was making a movie about an evil clone making company, this is where I'd film it.
Anyway, I was lucky to find one piece of humor in the otherwise austere and evil building on a small plaque by the elevator. It said:
In case of emergency, the elevator will make a
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