and

Turn Around

LIQUID CRUNCH

The following tastes just like crunchberries (yes, the capt'n crunch with just the berries):

One Starbucks Strawberries and Creme Frap+ one shot of toffee nut syrup.

Try it. It will blow your mind.

EYE AM THE GREETIST

BOBBY FLAY CAN COOK A PERFECT STEAK WITH HIS MIND and make the little stripes on it with his laser eyes.

Universal Adventure

Today I got to go to the executive floor of the NBC/Universal building. I can't think of a creepier, more fitting building that could be called the Orthanc of our times. Black marble everywhere, and no crappy office art anywhere. No good art either, really. If I was making a movie about an evil clone making company, this is where I'd film it.
Anyway, I was lucky to find one piece of humor in the otherwise austere and evil building on a small plaque by the elevator. It said:
In case of emergency, the elevator will make a
WHOOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP
noise.


Brilliant.

um OHMYGOD OHMYGOD LOOK AT THIS.


YOU MIGHT LIKE MY PENIS.

BOBBY FLAY CAN TALK TO FISH AND THEY TELL HIM THAT AQUAMAN IS A TOOL.