The Bobby Fillet Project

If you've ever had any experience watching Food Network, chances are you've seen a chef by the name of Bobby Flay. He's pretty hard to miss, as they put him in practically every show imaginable.
How did this man become such a good cook? We guess it's because he's actually a visitor from outer space with mystical powers that allow him to do everything. And by everything, I do mean EVERYTHING. Well. "Bobby Flay", as we know him, is actually his undercover name. His real name is "Bobby Fillet" and he's a cooking superhero.
So, as we discover them, we will list his amazing abilities here on this blog. Chuck Norris, eat your heart out.

BOBBY CAN RIVERDANCE.

Oooh, Garth, You're Creeping Me Out

WE ARE SONG WRITERS, OKAY? WE WRITE SONGS. IT'S WHAT WE DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO; BLOW EVERYONE IN THE BAND?

HEY-O!

This guy was awesome. I have no idea what he's doing. Personally, I'm with the kid in the lower left corner.

Another Cool Commercial

Awesome

This water is DELICIOUS!
It's full of volcanicity yessss.

For Our Convenience

Now we can watch it whenever we need to.

I'M THE DADDY NOW

You don't have to recommend them to me, I ate one with you today, damnit.

Also:
"OH MY GOD, HERE COMES OUR SALADS!"
I also highly recommend the Monte Cristo Sandwiches at the Cafe Orleans.

This is why I love The Disneyland.

P.S. Get ready for a Jackie Chan chop to your teet.

Monorail Adventure

Child: FIVE!
Mother: How old are you?
Child: FIVE!
Mother: When is your birthday?
Child: FIVE!
Mother: uh....Where were you born?
Child: Vancouver....FIVE! FIVE!

Mother (to others): He's only three.
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This is why I enjoy The Disneyland.

ohmygodlookatthatduck

I swear to god, I almost typed "ohmygodlookatthatfuck".